I agree with all those who spoke about how JWs are cool with ripping on "worldly" practices, but are HIGHLY offended when ripped on their bizarre ways. My ultra-conservative, paranoid JW mother would angrily shut the TV off if one of her horrible sitcoms (Murphy Brown, Designing Women, etc.) would say even a simple one-liner about JWs. But she loves making fun of their silly Santa Claus and ridiculous Christmas trees.
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Sorry Jehovah's Witnesses-You are not exempt from being made fun of...(and no, its not because of satan).
by Joliette ineverybody gets made fun of.
i dont care what you are, your culture, race, sexuality, or religion (the main point of this post).
constantly 'ribbed' by my brothers and their friends growing up (i was the oldest and the only daughter).
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If God exists.... which church does he attend?
by cyberjesus inso we lost our religion and its time for us to decide which religion to switch, i was sincere so i wanted to do his will as i was taught.... so many here still believe in god and christianity.
so my question for you is.
what makes you think that christianity is the true religion?
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Mr. Falcon
start your own, cyberjesus. I'll join.
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So I finished reading the Origin of Species last night.....
by Mr. Falcon in...oh my.. i am not trying to start a creation vs. evolution debate, but something else really did stand out in my mind upon reading this "infamous" book.
and that is that the theory of evolution is a very complex and at times, logically interesting theory.
it makes valid points as well as asking fair and legitimate questions of the theory of creation.
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Mr. Falcon
JWs love to brag about how their literature cites scientfic facts, yet if you try to discuss things out of a scientific textbook, they shut their ears.
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Live Action Role-Playing coming to a Family Worship Night near you!
by Mr. Falcon inlately, i have seen demonstrations and interviews on stage of guys who are bragging about how they incorporate dressing up in costume and reinacting bible accounts for their family worship night.. .
family worship evening: serious business.
this kind of bafoonary and other assorted silliness is encouraged to make family worship "fun and enjoyable".
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Mr. Falcon
Lately, I have seen demonstrations and interviews on stage of guys who are bragging about how they incorporate dressing up in costume and reinacting Bible accounts for their Family Worship Night.
Family Worship Evening: Serious Business
This kind of bafoonary and other assorted silliness is encouraged to make Family Worship "fun and enjoyable". Therefore, my question for discussion is this - If there is a need to make family "worship" fun and entertaining, does that mean that they are admitting that their regular meetings are deadly boring?
Lay it down on me, you sultry, succulent voices of reason.....
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Assembly changes
by d ini was wondering what changes have you seen with assemblies now.compared to assemblies in the 1950's..
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they stopped serving food probably because it was cutting into their profit. The raw materials for the food had to be supplied, despite having free labor to prepare/serve it. Now all the free labor can go toward things that require absolutely no raw material support, like cleaning, maintenance & attendance. Hell, even First Aid can't even give out band-aids anymore.
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How will anyone know when the "Great Tribulation" begins?
by foolsparadise inwill there be an announcment on the world news saying " a great tribulation has begun in the world" or will the gb send a letter to all the kh's to scare the piss out of everybody saying "we the gb being gods chosen channel of communication have decided that the world's situation seems dire and are pleased to tell you that the great tribulation has started!".
obviously the world has been in a great tribulation since the time of jesus.
great tribulation does not mean some event that has to happen all at once all of a sudden.
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when the Buffalo Bills win the super bowl.
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Did you feel this way?
by purplesofa inthese two comments are from a jw message board.
the comments were to an article posted about the uprising in greece.. .
this is so sad, but you no we are very, very, very close to the end of this system.i am so glad because i hate this system and satan along with it.
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Mr. Falcon
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullsh*t three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless f*cking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any f*cking time. Any f*cking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay...Tool is so awesome.
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Assembly changes
by d ini was wondering what changes have you seen with assemblies now.compared to assemblies in the 1950's..
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donuthole - That's hilarious. I hate when people gush about how "wonderful and encouraging" the assembly was. really???
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Jehovah the foreskin lover and David the Penises handler.
by cyberjesus ini was gonna write about how "jehovah's annointed king" saul requested 100 philistines foreskins (yeap from their penises) and how soon to be "jehovah's annointed king" david handle those 100 pagan-sinning-penises just so "jehovah's annointed king" saul was happy.
but the story is too graphic.
so instead you can go to your bible and open it in 1 samuel 18..... read on and make sure the kids are not watching.. .
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get your lots in paradise now
by therevealer inbe aware that it is a long hike to the property.. .
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Mr. Falcon
One thing I always wondered about, when thinking of 'the new world', do you get keep the piece of property you owned previously or did everyone have to hand it over and the 'princes' would decide? hmmm
Think Year Zero and Pol Pot.
Not many super highways in that picture ... how the heck......?
Well I guess that sister in the yearbook who had to cross rivers and crawl miles to get to the Kingdom Hall will have an advantage over the rest of us. Traveling millions of miles on foot will be old hat for her.